NSFW The Ur-Dragon – Spicy Dragon Ball Z Women Custom Proxy Commander Deck

5-Color Dragon Tribal • Custom Art • 100-Card Commander Deck

DRAGONS. WAIFUS. FIVE COLORS. ABSOLUTELY NO RESTRAINT. 🐉🔥

What happens when you take one of Magic's biggest, meanest Dragon commanders and combine it with the women of Dragon Ball Z?

Apparently you get a deck with a power level somewhere around "Master Roshi should not be allowed anywhere near this."

Welcome to The Ur-Dragon, a five-color Dragon Commander deck given a very spicy makeover featuring custom pin-up inspired illustrations of the adult women of Dragon Ball Z.

Because Dragon Tribal was already excessive.

We just made it hotter.

🐲 FIVE COLORS. ALL THE DRAGONS.

The Ur-Dragon isn't here to summon some tiny little lizard and call it a day.

This deck wants DRAGONS.

Big Dragons.

Flying Dragons.

Dragons that make more Dragons.

Dragons that reward you for playing Dragons.

Dragons that hit the battlefield and immediately make everyone else at the table reconsider their life choices.

With access to all five colors, the deck gets to pull from Dragonkind's greatest hits while The Ur-Dragon helps get those giant scaly problems onto the battlefield.

Your strategy is refreshingly straightforward:

Ramp.
Summon Dragons.
Summon MORE Dragons.
Turn them sideways.
Make screaming noises.

The screaming noises are technically optional.

🔥 POWER LEVEL: OVER 9000

Okay, we had to.

The deck pairs Dragon Tribal with custom artwork celebrating the adult women of Dragon Ball Z, giving the entire thing a playful, spicy anime pin-up theme.

Expect familiar DBZ heroines and women reimagined throughout the deck as warriors, Dragon riders, powerful mages, and fantasy characters tied into each card's identity.

It's colorful.

It's ridiculous.

It's unapologetically spicy.

And somewhere, Shenron is wondering why the hell you summoned him for this.

🐉 HOW DOES IT PLAY?

The early game is about building your mana and preparing for the parade of enormous flying reptiles currently waiting impatiently in your hand.

Then the Dragons start arriving.

And they keep arriving.

The Ur-Dragon rewards you for doing exactly what you wanted to do anyway: filling your battlefield with massive flying threats and getting increasingly unreasonable value for it.

Eventually your battlefield starts looking less like a Commander game and more like the final ten minutes of a Dragon Ball Z episode:

Everyone is flying.

Everything is glowing.

Someone is yelling.

And you're pretty sure the planet isn't surviving this.

🌶️ SPICY CUSTOM ART

This deck features custom, sexy pin-up inspired illustrations centered around the adult women of Dragon Ball Z, reimagined to fit the Dragons, spells, artifacts, and locations throughout the deck.

It's made for the Commander player who appreciates Dragon Tribal, anime, custom artwork, and perhaps just a little more spice on the battlefield.

Okay.

Maybe a lot more spice.

Master Roshi approved.

Probably.

We're absolutely not asking him.

🎨 CUSTOM PROXY COMMANDER DECK

This is a 100-card custom proxy Commander deck intended for casual Commander games, collecting, and display.

These are not official tournament-legal Magic: The Gathering cards.

Perfect for:

🐉 Dragon Tribal players
🔥 Five-color Commander fans
🐲 Dragon Ball Z fans
🌶️ Collectors who like their custom decks a little spicy
💥 Anyone whose preferred solution to a problem is "summon a bigger Dragon"

🐉 SUMMON THE DRAGONS. GATHER THE GIRLS. DESTROY THE TABLE.

You could play a sensible Commander deck.

You could carefully manage resources, negotiate with your opponents, and slowly establish incremental advantages.

Or...

You could summon a gigantic army of Dragons covered in spicy DBZ artwork and see how long it takes before someone says:

"What the hell is THAT card?"

We know which option sounds more fun.

The Ur-Dragon – because sometimes five colors, giant Dragons, and hot anime women are exactly the amount of subtlety Commander needs. 🐉🔥