NSFW The Muckslinger Gang – Sexy Custom Proxy Deck

Black/Red/Green • Jund • Power Matters • 100-Card Commander Deck

BIG STATS. SMALL CREATURES. ABSOLUTELY NO SHAME. 🍑🔥

Welcome to the bad side of town, where the women are dangerous, the outfits are questionable, and apparently everyone is packing an extra +3/+3.

Introducing The Muckslinger Gang, a black/red/green Commander deck featuring an outrageous collection of lewd fantasy women, scandalously dressed troublemakers, and dangerously curvy criminals who have absolutely no intention of behaving themselves.

They might look small.

They might look innocent.

They might cost only two mana.

But trust us. They're a LOT bigger than they look.

And yes, we're still talking about their stats.

Mostly.

💪 THE COMMANDER – THE MUCKSLINGER GANG

The Muckslinger Gang has a very simple philosophy:

Size matters.

And they're here to make sure everyone measures up.

This delightfully ridiculous Commander gives your creatures +3/+3 practically everywhere that matters, including your hand, library, graveyard, and battlefield when they're not attacking or blocking.

That means your cheap little creatures suddenly become absolute units without needing to pay absolute-unit prices.

A tiny creature?

Not anymore.

A modest little two-drop?

Congratulations, she's stacked.

A card that checks how much power your creatures have?

Oh, honey. You're going to LOVE this.

The entire deck is built around exploiting that glorious stat inflation to turn cheap creatures into absurd value engines.

Because why pay full price for something huge when you can get the same results from something small, cheap, and wearing significantly less armor?

🍑 WHAT'S IN THE DECK?

This is a complete 100-card custom proxy Commander deck built around abusing inflated creature stats and turning seemingly unimpressive creatures into absolute monsters.

Expect:

💪 Power-Based Synergies – Cards that care how big your creatures are, even when those creatures have no business being that big.

🔥 Cheap Creatures, Huge Stats – Small mana costs. Big numbers. Questionable proportions.

💋 Stat-Check Effects – Put those artificially inflated power and toughness values to work for maximum value.

🖤 Graveyard Shenanigans – Even being dead doesn't stop these ladies from having impressive measurements.

🌿 Creature-Based Value – Draw cards, generate resources, and trigger effects using creatures that are significantly more powerful than their mana costs suggest.

🍑 Lewd Custom Artwork – Because apparently the +3/+3 applies to certain physical attributes too.

The result is a deck that takes a bunch of cheap creatures, gives them absolutely ridiculous stats, and then uses those numbers to do things that should probably require a permit.

⚔️ HOW DOES IT PLAY?

The game plan is simple.

Step 1: Play The Muckslinger Gang.

Step 2: Fill your hand, library, graveyard, and battlefield with creatures that are suddenly much bigger than advertised.

Step 3: Start playing cards that check creature power and toughness.

Step 4: Profit from the fact that your cheap little creatures now have the measurements of something three times their size.

Step 5: Watch your opponents desperately reread your Commander.

Step 6: Politely remind them that yes, it really does work that way.

This deck isn't necessarily interested in just swinging with the biggest creature on the battlefield.

Oh no.

It's interested in making the numbers do absolutely filthy things.

While your opponents are paying six mana for their big creatures, you're over here getting six-power value out of something that costs pocket change.

It's efficient.

It's ridiculous.

It's Jund.

And it's probably violating several zoning regulations.

🔥 LEWD & SEXY CUSTOM ART

Let's address the enormous, scantily clad elephant in the room.

This deck is SPICY.

The artwork features adult fantasy women, voluptuous villains, seductive outlaws, dangerous beauties, and outrageously lewd character designs that take the phrase "bigger is better" very seriously.

Expect revealing outfits, exaggerated curves, provocative poses, mischievous expressions, and enough fantasy fan service to make your local game store's air conditioning work overtime.

Some of these ladies look like professional criminals.

Some look like they belong on the cover of a particularly questionable fantasy novel.

Some look like they could crush your skull between their thighs.

All of them are packing +3/+3 where it counts.

This is not a deck for people who believe fantasy armor needs to be practical.

Or present.

🎨 CUSTOM PROXY COMMANDER DECK

This is a custom 100-card proxy Commander deck intended for casual games, collecting, display, and Commander tables where everyone has a healthy appreciation for absurd mechanics and extremely unhealthy character proportions.

These are not official tournament-legal Magic: The Gathering cards.

The deck features a cohesive lewd fantasy art theme with custom card artwork designed to give this already ridiculous strategy an extra helping of personality.

Perfect for:

• Jund Commander enthusiasts 🔥

• Players who love power and toughness shenanigans 💪

• Fans of sexy fantasy artwork 💋

• Budget-mana, big-stat enthusiasts

• Players who enjoy making opponents read their Commander three times

• Collectors of spicy custom proxy decks

• Anyone who has ever looked at a 1/1 and thought, "She could be bigger."

💋 FINAL THOUGHTS

The Muckslinger Gang is a deck built around one fundamental truth:

It's not about how much mana you spend. It's about how big your numbers get.

Cheap creatures become enormous.

Stat-check cards become ridiculous.

Your opponents become increasingly confused.

And your battlefield becomes a collection of dangerously attractive women who are somehow all significantly more powerful than their price tags suggest.

Play them cheap.
Pump them up.
Abuse the numbers.
Leave absolutely nothing to the imagination.

🔥🍑 The Muckslinger Gang – Proof That Size Matters, But Paying Extra For It Is Optional. 🍑🔥