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Ready to get a little gooey at the Commander table? Meet Illuna, Apex of Wishes, starring in a custom, sexy-themed proxy Commander deck that knows exactly what it wants:
make the biggest slime possible, mutate Illuna onto it, and trample straight to victory.
No subtlety. No mercy. Just curves, ooze, and absolutely unhinged mutate damage.
💋 Deck Vibe
Theme: Sexy slimes, playful mutations, and just enough spice to make your playgroup blush
Strategy: One goal, one dream — BIG SLIME ENERGY
Playstyle: Linear, explosive, and hilariously lethal
🧪 How It Wins (A Love Story)
Cast Slime Against Humanity
Bigger Ramp like your life depends on it
(Because it does.)
Mutate Illuna onto that absolute unit
Massive trampling mutated commander damage incoming.
Swing for lethal
Preferably in one very dramatic attack.
If Illuna comes out too early? No worries 😈
Ashnod’s Altar lets you tastefully sacrifice her so you can come back later and mutate onto an even juicier slime. Rinse. Repeat. Dominate.
🔁 Smart, Not Messy
Mana ramp keeps things fast and smooth
Select artifacts recycle key cards back into your library
No accidental self-mill disasters here — only intentional chaos
This deck knows exactly what it’s doing… and it does it very well.
🍑 What You Get
Full 100-card Commander deck (proxy)
Sexy slime-themed artwork throughout
Custom double-sided Illuna card
Front: Illuna, Apex of Wishes
Back: 🔥 Sexy Mutate IllunaToken 🔥
Flip it when you mutate for extra flair and table presence
Because if you’re mutating, everyone should know about it.
⚠️ Important Notes
This is a proxy deck — not tournament legal
Intended for casual Commander and fun-loving playgroups
Art is suggestive and cheeky, not explicit
Best enjoyed by players with a sense of humor (and strong sleeves)
💚 Final Verdict
If you love:
✔ Mutate
✔ Slime Against Humanity
✔ Big, dumb, trampling wins
✔ Sexy fantasy art with playful attitude
Then this deck is absolutely your type.
Go big. Get slimy. Mutate responsibly.
**Shipping & Details:**
- Fast turnaround! Your custom proxy will ship in 3-5 business days upon proof approval.
- Cards are shipped safely in protective packaging.
Whether you're upgrading your favorite deck or creating a unique gift for an Commander-loving friend, these custom proxy cards are the perfect way to personalize your Magic experience. Let’s create something special together!
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You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
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