Bespectacled Law & Lust: Grand Arbiter + 31 Timeless Artificers - Sexy Custom Proxy Commander Deck

— Available in SFW & NSFW Versions! —

Format: Commander (EDH)
Commander: Grand Arbiter Augustin IV (a.k.a. Mommy Bureaucracy)
Deck Theme: Artifact Rampage • Cid Cult Madness • Myr Mayhem
Art Style: 🔥 Custom Sexy Proxies – you choose: SFW elegance or NSFW spice
Cards: 100 proxies, custom printed and ready to rule the table

💅 THE DECK:
You’re not here to be subtle. This is a full-throttle artifact deck with one mission: summon Cid, Timeless Artificer—again and again and again.
With 31 Cids, a criminally low land count (26 lands, who needs ‘em?), and a flood of free-cast spells, mana rocks, and sacrificial engines, this deck pops off hard while Grand Arbiter sits back and taxes your enemies into submission.

🛠️ STRATEGY SNAPSHOT:
Cheat costs like a rebel bureaucrat

Generate endless value from 31 Cids

Spam Myr & Ornithopter tokens

Sacrifice and loop like an artifact cultist

Use recursion, blink, and clone effects to make it Cid o’clock every turn

🖼️ Choose Your Art Style:
🔹 Safe For Work (SFW)

Elegant, powerful artwork

Suggestive but classy—perfect for any table

🔸 Not Safe For Work (NSFW)

Spicy, risqué, unapologetically hot

Includes tastefully erotic art for Cid, Grand Arbiter, and key support cards

Guaranteed giggles, gasps, and "wait… WHAT is that card art!?"

🛍️ Select your version when ordering! Or message me to mix & match.

📦 WHAT YOU GET:
💙 100-card custom proxy Commander deck

👑 Commander: Grand Arbiter Augustin IV (custom alt art)

🧬 31x Cid, Timeless Artificer (matching SFW or NSFW artwork)

🪙 Artifact synergy suite: ramp, recursion, sacrifice, and swarm tools

🕊️ Token generators: Ornithopters, Myr, and more

🖼️ matching alt-art tokens (choose SFW or NSFW)

✨ Want a special theme (goth Cid? pastel Myr?) — message me!

💌 WHY BUY THIS DECK?
Because 31 Cids is the exact number your soul needs.
Because Grand Arbiter’s smugness deserves backup dancers.
Because slinging sexy proxies and chrome tokens is a vibe.
Because your Ornithopter is a problem now.

**Shipping & Details:**
- Fast turnaround! Your custom proxy will ship in 3-5 business days upon proof approval.
- Cards are shipped safely in protective packaging.
- These proxies are **for casual play only** and not tournament-legal.

Whether you're upgrading your favorite deck or creating a unique gift for an MTG-loving friend, these custom proxy cards are the perfect way to personalize your Magic experience. Let’s create something special together!