{"product_id":"vren-the-relentless-queen-of-rats-exile-sexy-custom-mtg-proxy-commander-deck","title":"Vren the Relentless – Queen of Rats \u0026 Exile -  Sexy Custom MTG Proxy Commander Deck","description":"\u003cp\u003e✨ Bring the swarm. Steal their souls. Look damn good doing it. ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSay hello to Vren the Relentless, your new blue-black rat commander with a bite as sharp as her fashion sense. She’s cunning, cruel, and completely fabulous — turning the battlefield into her personal playground of death, exile, and adorable-but-deadly rat tokens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a custom 100-card proxy Commander deck loaded with spicy alt-art, sexy synergy, and rats. So. Many. Rats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐭 What's Inside This Dirty Girl's Deck?\u003cbr\u003e💠 100 Fully Playable Proxy Cards —shuffled and ready for carnage.\u003cbr\u003e🐀 Vren the Relentless – a custom-designed UB commander who exiles your enemies and makes rats out of their misery. Literally.\u003cbr\u003e🎴 Full-Art, Alt-Art Proxies – gorgeous and seductive. Gothic queens, rogue assassins, spooky necromancers, and rats with attitude.\u003cbr\u003e💀 Mechanics That Slap – exile synergy, graveyard hate, endless tokens, nasty control, and a win-con that’ll make your friends cry (in a fun way).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔥 Deck Vibes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou’re not just playing Magic — you’re putting on a show.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t just a rat deck — this is a fashion-forward infestation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou’re exiling creatures and making tokens while your friends ask, “Wait… you can do that???”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💋 Perfect For:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRat lovers with a flair for drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlue-black players who want to be sexy and terrifying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who thinks \"dead creatures should do more work.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChaos goblins who want to play cute tokens with devastating effects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Extras:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eToken pack included (20 custom rats with sass)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMessage me for deck tweaks, art styles!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 Vren doesn’t just command rats. She commands attention. 🖤\u003cbr\u003eSo grab this deck, stir the shadows, and let your sexy swarm do the dirty work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Ships safely \u0026amp; discreetly (your secret’s safe with me 😉)\u003cbr\u003e⚠️ Casual play only. Not affiliated with Wizards of the Coast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**Shipping \u0026amp; Details:**\u003cbr\u003e- Fast turnaround! Your custom proxy will ship in 3-5 business days upon proof approval.\u003cbr\u003e- Cards are shipped safely in protective packaging.\u003cbr\u003e- These proxies are **for casual play only** and not tournament-legal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're upgrading your favorite deck or creating a unique gift for an MTG-loving friend, these custom proxy cards are the perfect way to personalize your Magic experience. Let’s create something special together!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Proxima Nocta","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43953396383853,"sku":null,"price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0688\/6660\/5165\/files\/da8701d9-il_fullxfull.7192876206_jvax.jpg?v=1770221529","url":"https:\/\/acjhmr-ej.myshopify.com\/products\/vren-the-relentless-queen-of-rats-exile-sexy-custom-mtg-proxy-commander-deck","provider":"Proxima Nocta","version":"1.0","type":"link"}