{"product_id":"urtet-s-chrome-cuties-sexy-myr-proxy-deck","title":"Urtet’s Chrome Cuties – Sexy Myr Proxy Deck","description":"\u003cp\u003e“When the machines rise… they do it in heels.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the most dangerously seductive army of robots in the Multiverse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis custom proxy Commander deck features Urtet, Remnant of Memnarch at the helm — the ultimate Myr overlord — reimagined in a world of neon-lit noir, cyberpunk seduction, and weaponized beauty. Every Myr is a sultry chrome goddess, every artifact a glowing nightclub of destruction, and every combo a flirtation with total annihilation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is Magic: The Gathering meets Blade Runner meets “why are all these robots so hot?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💎 Deck Theme: Sexy Noir Cyber-Myrs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour Myr army has been transformed into:\u003cbr\u003eHigh-fashion androids\u003cbr\u003eNeon-soaked femme-fatales\u003cbr\u003eChrome-plated pin-ups\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe art style blends:\u003cbr\u003e✨ Dark noir shadows\u003cbr\u003e🌈 Neon cyberpunk color splashes\u003cbr\u003e🖤 High-contrast black \u0026amp; chrome\u003cbr\u003e💄 Sexy, confident robot women\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo goofy robots here — these girls run the city.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧠 Commander: Urtet, Remnant of Memnarch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUrtet is the ultimate Myr queen bee:\u003cbr\u003eCreates Myr tokens\u003cbr\u003ePumps your whole board\u003cbr\u003eGives your army activated abilities\u003cbr\u003eTurns your swarm into a terrifying combo engine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou don’t just play Myrs…\u003cbr\u003eYou manage a seductive robotic hive mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚙️ How the Deck Plays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis deck is a beautiful machine:\u003cbr\u003eFlood the board with Myrs\u003cbr\u003eStack buffs and activated abilities\u003cbr\u003eTap and untap your army for mana, cards, and damage\u003cbr\u003eOut-value and overwhelm your opponents\u003cbr\u003eAnd if someone refuses to lose…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚪💀 Door to Nothingness\u003cbr\u003eYes.\u003cbr\u003eThe big red button is here.\u003cbr\u003eWhen things get spicy:\u003cbr\u003eYou tap, sacrifice, and delete a player from the game.\u003cbr\u003eNothing is sexier than:\u003cbr\u003e“Target player loses the game.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔥 What You Get\u003cbr\u003e✔ Full 100-card Commander deck\u003cbr\u003e✔ Premium proxy print quality\u003cbr\u003e✔ Custom sexy noir cyberpunk artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003eCasual Commander nights\u003cbr\u003eSpicy playgroups\u003cbr\u003ePeople who like their robots dangerous and hot\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Disclaimer\u003cbr\u003eThese are high-quality fan-made proxy cards for casual play.\u003cbr\u003eThey are not official Wizards of the Coast products and are not for sanctioned tournaments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 Why You’ll Love It\u003cbr\u003eBecause this deck doesn’t just win…\u003cbr\u003eIt seduces, manipulates, and annihilates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’ve ever wanted to command:\u003cbr\u003eA harem of lethal cyberpunk androids\u003cbr\u003eWho generate mana, swarm the board, and press the apocalypse button…\u003cbr\u003eThen Urtet’s Chrome Cuties is your new favorite deck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**Shipping \u0026amp; Details:**\u003cbr\u003e- Fast turnaround! Your custom proxy will ship in 3-5 business days upon proof approval.\u003cbr\u003e- Cards are shipped safely in protective packaging.\u003cbr\u003e- These proxies are **for casual play only** and not tournament-legal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're upgrading your favorite deck or creating a unique gift for an MTG-loving friend, these custom proxy cards are the perfect way to personalize your Magic experience. Let’s create something special together!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Proxima Nocta","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43953395466349,"sku":null,"price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0688\/6660\/5165\/files\/984697f9-il_fullxfull.7721483169_7g8g.jpg?v=1770221526","url":"https:\/\/acjhmr-ej.myshopify.com\/products\/urtet-s-chrome-cuties-sexy-myr-proxy-deck","provider":"Proxima Nocta","version":"1.0","type":"link"}