{"product_id":"shirei-shizo-s-caretaker-sexy-goth-demon-party-proxy-commander-deck-shadowborn-apostle-demon-engine","title":"Shirei, Shizo’s Caretaker – Sexy Goth Demon Party Proxy Commander Deck | Shadowborn Apostle Demon Engine","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhy tap lands when you can tap cultists?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to a Commander deck where mana is optional, sacrifices are encouraged, and everyone’s a little too happy about it. Led by Shirei, Shizo’s Caretaker, this mono-black proxy deck turns tiny creatures into an endless supply of value, demons, and bad decisions your opponents will regret letting you make.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis deck doesn’t ask politely—it throws Shadowborn Apostles into a ritual circle, summons demons, then brings the Apostles right back like nothing happened. Rude. Efficient. Hot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🕯️ How the Deck Plays (a.k.a. The Cult’s Business Model)\u003cbr\u003eShadowborn Apostles = Currency\u003cbr\u003eSacrifice them instead of paying mana\u003cbr\u003eTrade them for massive demons\u003cbr\u003eSpend them on alternate black spell costs\u003cbr\u003eShirei Says “Again.”\u003cbr\u003eYour small creatures die\u003cbr\u003eShirei brings them back at end step\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou do it all over again next turn\u003cbr\u003eResult:\u003cbr\u003eInfinite value vibes\u003cbr\u003eConstant sacrifice triggers\u003cbr\u003eA slow, seductive grind your opponents cannot escape\u003cbr\u003eWho needs lands when you have volunteers?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e😈 The Vibe\u003cbr\u003eSexy, curvy, voluptuous goth women\u003cbr\u003eDark fantasy, occult rituals, demon worship (with enthusiasm)\u003cbr\u003eConfident, playful, sinful energy\u003cbr\u003eEveryone looks like they’re having a great time summoning demons\u003cbr\u003eThis deck doesn’t brood in the corner—it laughs while the world burns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 What You Get\u003cbr\u003e🔮 100-card Commander proxy deck\u003cbr\u003e🔮 High-quality, sleeve-ready printed proxies\u003cbr\u003e🔮 Clear, readable card text\u003cbr\u003e🔮 Ready to corrupt your playgroup immediately\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ The Fine Print (aka Rule 0 Stuff)\u003cbr\u003ePROXY deck – not tournament legal\u003cbr\u003eIntended for casual Commander \/ kitchen table \/ “don’t ask, don’t tell” nights\u003cbr\u003eBorderline NSFW artwork – spicy but not explicit\u003cbr\u003eFan-made and unaffiliated with Wizards of the Coast\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 Custom Sin Available\u003cbr\u003eWant to tweak the evil?\u003cbr\u003eMore demons?\u003cbr\u003eFewer lands, more audacity?\u003cbr\u003eExtra spicy art or slightly toned down?\u003cbr\u003eMatching tokens?\u003cbr\u003eJust send a message and we can talk changes—this cult is very accommodating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🕯️ Final Pitch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you love:\u003cbr\u003eMono-black nonsense\u003cbr\u003eSacrifice loops that never end\u003cbr\u003eCheating mana like it owes you money\u003cbr\u003eAnd Commander decks that make people say “…wait, again?”\u003cbr\u003eThen Shirei, Shizo’s Caretaker is ready to welcome you into the circle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd to cart. Light the candles.\u003cbr\u003eThe Apostles will be back. 😈🖤\u003cbr\u003e**Shipping \u0026amp; Details:**\u003cbr\u003e- Fast turnaround! Your custom proxy will ship in 3-5 business days upon proof approval.\u003cbr\u003e- Cards are shipped safely in protective packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're upgrading your favorite deck or creating a unique gift for an Commander-loving friend, these custom proxy cards are the perfect way to personalize your Magic experience. Let’s create something special together!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Proxima Nocta","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43953397039213,"sku":null,"price":51.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0688\/6660\/5165\/files\/a21f22a4-il_fullxfull.7602499025_gpgq.jpg?v=1770221533","url":"https:\/\/acjhmr-ej.myshopify.com\/products\/shirei-shizo-s-caretaker-sexy-goth-demon-party-proxy-commander-deck-shadowborn-apostle-demon-engine","provider":"Proxima Nocta","version":"1.0","type":"link"}