{"product_id":"nsfw-the-ur-dragon-spicy-dragon-ball-z-women-custom-proxy-commander-deck","title":"NSFW The Ur-Dragon – Spicy Dragon Ball Z Women Custom Proxy Commander Deck","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5-Color Dragon Tribal • Custom Art • 100-Card Commander Deck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDRAGONS. WAIFUS. FIVE COLORS. ABSOLUTELY NO RESTRAINT.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🐉🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat happens when you take one of Magic's biggest, meanest Dragon commanders and combine it with the women of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDragon Ball Z\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApparently you get a deck with a power level somewhere around \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Master Roshi should not be allowed anywhere near this.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Ur-Dragon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, a five-color Dragon Commander deck given a very spicy makeover featuring custom pin-up inspired illustrations of the adult women of Dragon Ball Z.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause Dragon Tribal was already excessive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe just made it \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehotter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐲 FIVE COLORS. ALL THE DRAGONS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Ur-Dragon isn't here to summon some tiny little lizard and call it a day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis deck wants \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDRAGONS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBig Dragons.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFlying Dragons.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDragons that make more Dragons.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDragons that reward you for playing Dragons.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDragons that hit the battlefield and immediately make everyone else at the table reconsider their life choices.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith access to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eall five colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, the deck gets to pull from Dragonkind's greatest hits while The Ur-Dragon helps get those giant scaly problems onto the battlefield.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour strategy is refreshingly straightforward:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRamp.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSummon Dragons.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSummon MORE Dragons.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTurn them sideways.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMake screaming noises.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe screaming noises are technically optional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔥 POWER LEVEL: OVER 9000\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOkay, we had to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe deck pairs Dragon Tribal with custom artwork celebrating the adult women of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDragon Ball Z\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, giving the entire thing a playful, spicy anime pin-up theme.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExpect familiar DBZ heroines and women reimagined throughout the deck as warriors, Dragon riders, powerful mages, and fantasy characters tied into each card's identity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's colorful.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's ridiculous.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's unapologetically spicy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd somewhere, Shenron is wondering why the hell you summoned him for this.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐉 HOW DOES IT PLAY?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe early game is about building your mana and preparing for the parade of enormous flying reptiles currently waiting impatiently in your hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen the Dragons start arriving.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd they \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ekeep arriving.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Ur-Dragon rewards you for doing exactly what you wanted to do anyway: filling your battlefield with massive flying threats and getting increasingly unreasonable value for it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEventually your battlefield starts looking less like a Commander game and more like the final ten minutes of a Dragon Ball Z episode:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEveryone is flying.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEverything is glowing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSomeone is yelling.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd you're pretty sure the planet isn't surviving this.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌶️ SPICY CUSTOM ART\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis deck features custom, sexy pin-up inspired illustrations centered around the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eadult women of Dragon Ball Z\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, reimagined to fit the Dragons, spells, artifacts, and locations throughout the deck.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's made for the Commander player who appreciates Dragon Tribal, anime, custom artwork, and perhaps just a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003elittle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e more spice on the battlefield.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOkay.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaybe a lot more spice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaster Roshi approved.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProbably.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe're absolutely not asking him.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎨 CUSTOM PROXY COMMANDER DECK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100-card custom proxy Commander deck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e intended for casual Commander games, collecting, and display.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese are \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003enot official tournament-legal Magic: The Gathering cards.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐉 Dragon Tribal players\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔥 Five-color Commander fans\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐲 Dragon Ball Z fans\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌶️ Collectors who like their custom decks a little spicy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💥 Anyone whose preferred solution to a problem is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"summon a bigger Dragon\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐉 SUMMON THE DRAGONS. GATHER THE GIRLS. DESTROY THE TABLE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou could play a sensible Commander deck.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou could carefully manage resources, negotiate with your opponents, and slowly establish incremental advantages.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOr...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou could summon a gigantic army of Dragons covered in spicy DBZ artwork and see how long it takes before someone says:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"What the hell is THAT card?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe know which option sounds more fun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Ur-Dragon – because sometimes five colors, giant Dragons, and hot anime women are exactly the amount of subtlety Commander needs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🐉🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Proxima Nocta","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45895713030253,"sku":"45895713030253","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0688\/6660\/5165\/files\/Urdragonnsfwdisplaylisting-01.png?v=1789791479","url":"https:\/\/acjhmr-ej.myshopify.com\/products\/nsfw-the-ur-dragon-spicy-dragon-ball-z-women-custom-proxy-commander-deck","provider":"Proxima Nocta","version":"1.0","type":"link"}