{"product_id":"illuna-apex-of-wishes-sexy-proxy-deck-big-slimes-bigger-mutations-maximum-cheeks","title":"Illuna, Apex of Wishes — Sexy Proxy Deck | Big Slimes. Bigger Mutations. Maximum Cheeks!","description":"\u003cp\u003eReady to get a little gooey at the Commander table? Meet Illuna, Apex of Wishes, starring in a custom, sexy-themed proxy Commander deck that knows exactly what it wants:\u003cbr\u003emake the biggest slime possible, mutate Illuna onto it, and trample straight to victory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo subtlety. No mercy. Just curves, ooze, and absolutely unhinged mutate damage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💋 Deck Vibe\u003cbr\u003eTheme: Sexy slimes, playful mutations, and just enough spice to make your playgroup blush\u003cbr\u003eStrategy: One goal, one dream — BIG SLIME ENERGY\u003cbr\u003ePlaystyle: Linear, explosive, and hilariously lethal\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧪 How It Wins (A Love Story)\u003cbr\u003eCast Slime Against Humanity\u003cbr\u003eBigger Ramp like your life depends on it\u003cbr\u003e(Because it does.)\u003cbr\u003eMutate Illuna onto that absolute unit\u003cbr\u003eMassive trampling mutated commander damage incoming.\u003cbr\u003eSwing for lethal\u003cbr\u003ePreferably in one very dramatic attack.\u003cbr\u003eIf Illuna comes out too early? No worries 😈\u003cbr\u003eAshnod’s Altar lets you tastefully sacrifice her so you can come back later and mutate onto an even juicier slime. Rinse. Repeat. Dominate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔁 Smart, Not Messy\u003cbr\u003eMana ramp keeps things fast and smooth\u003cbr\u003eSelect artifacts recycle key cards back into your library\u003cbr\u003eNo accidental self-mill disasters here — only intentional chaos\u003cbr\u003eThis deck knows exactly what it’s doing… and it does it very well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🍑 What You Get\u003cbr\u003eFull 100-card Commander deck (proxy)\u003cbr\u003eSexy slime-themed artwork throughout\u003cbr\u003eCustom double-sided Illuna card\u003cbr\u003eFront: Illuna, Apex of Wishes\u003cbr\u003eBack: 🔥 Sexy Mutate IllunaToken 🔥\u003cbr\u003eFlip it when you mutate for extra flair and table presence\u003cbr\u003eBecause if you’re mutating, everyone should know about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Important Notes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a proxy deck — not tournament legal\u003cbr\u003eIntended for casual Commander and fun-loving playgroups\u003cbr\u003eArt is suggestive and cheeky, not explicit\u003cbr\u003eBest enjoyed by players with a sense of humor (and strong sleeves)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💚 Final Verdict\u003cbr\u003eIf you love:\u003cbr\u003e✔ Mutate\u003cbr\u003e✔ Slime Against Humanity\u003cbr\u003e✔ Big, dumb, trampling wins\u003cbr\u003e✔ Sexy fantasy art with playful attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen this deck is absolutely your type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo big. Get slimy. Mutate responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**Shipping \u0026amp; Details:**\u003cbr\u003e- Fast turnaround! Your custom proxy will ship in 3-5 business days upon proof approval.\u003cbr\u003e- Cards are shipped safely in protective packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're upgrading your favorite deck or creating a unique gift for an Commander-loving friend, these custom proxy cards are the perfect way to personalize your Magic experience. Let’s create something special together!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Proxima Nocta","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43953396908141,"sku":null,"price":51.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0688\/6660\/5165\/files\/be43f01f-il_fullxfull.7568821082_hmyz.jpg?v=1770221533","url":"https:\/\/acjhmr-ej.myshopify.com\/products\/illuna-apex-of-wishes-sexy-proxy-deck-big-slimes-bigger-mutations-maximum-cheeks","provider":"Proxima Nocta","version":"1.0","type":"link"}