{"product_id":"fynn-the-fangbearer-sexy-viking-shieldmaidens-proxy-deck","title":"Fynn, the Fangbearer – Sexy Viking Shieldmaidens Proxy Deck","description":"\u003cp\u003ePoison never looked this good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnleash the power of toxic beauty with this custom proxy Commander deck themed around Fynn, the Fangbearer, reimagined as a band of dangerously attractive Viking shieldmaidens. This mono-green deck is packed with deadly deathtouch creatures, poison counters, and enough Nordic attitude to make your playgroup both terrified and distracted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’ve ever wanted to win games by gently poking your enemies to death with beautiful warriors… this is the deck for you. 💚\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚔️ Deck Theme\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCommander: Fynn, the Fangbearer (Sexy Viking alt-art)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArt Style:\u003cbr\u003eSeductive shieldmaidens, muscular huntresses, fur cloaks, battle scars, and “I will absolutely kill you” energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThink: God of War meets pin-up calendar meets toxic snakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☠️ How It Plays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis deck is all about:\u003cbr\u003eDeathtouch creatures\u003cbr\u003ePoison counters\u003cbr\u003eLow-cost creatures that become instant murder weapons\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaking your opponents say:\u003cbr\u003e“Wait, I’m dead already??”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith Fynn on the field, even the tiniest creature becomes a lethal threat. Two poison counters per hit means the game ends fast — just like a Viking raid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🍑 Why You’ll Love It\u003cbr\u003eFully custom proxy deck\u003cbr\u003eUnique sexy Viking women artwork on every card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003eCasual Commander\u003cbr\u003eRule 0 tables\u003cbr\u003ePlayers who like their decks hot and horrifying\u003cbr\u003eA guaranteed conversation starter at any pod\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 What You Get\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100-card Commander deck (proxy)\u003cbr\u003eHigh-quality prints\u003cbr\u003eAll cards sleeveable and ready to play\u003cbr\u003eMaximum spice, zero shame\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Important Notes\u003cbr\u003eThis is a proxy deck — not tournament legal.\u003cbr\u003eFor casual \/ kitchen table \/ Rule 0 Commander only.\u003cbr\u003eContains suggestive fantasy artwork (no explicit content).\u003cbr\u003eFinal Flavor Text\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“They came for glory. They stayed for the poison. They lost because they were too busy admiring the art.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you like your Magic:\u003cbr\u003egreen 💚\u003cbr\u003etoxic ☠️\u003cbr\u003eand full of dangerously hot Viking women 🛡️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e…then Fynn and her shieldmaidens are ready to raid your table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**Shipping \u0026amp; Details:**\u003cbr\u003e- Fast turnaround! Your custom proxy will ship in 3-5 business days upon proof approval.\u003cbr\u003e- Cards are shipped safely in protective packaging.\u003cbr\u003e- These proxies are **for casual play only** and not tournament-legal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're upgrading your favorite deck or creating a unique gift for an MTG-loving friend, these custom proxy cards are the perfect way to personalize your Magic experience. Let’s create something special together!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Proxima Nocta","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43953396449389,"sku":null,"price":51.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0688\/6660\/5165\/files\/cca56967-il_fullxfull.7648894874_nscj.jpg?v=1770221529","url":"https:\/\/acjhmr-ej.myshopify.com\/products\/fynn-the-fangbearer-sexy-viking-shieldmaidens-proxy-deck","provider":"Proxima Nocta","version":"1.0","type":"link"}