{"product_id":"bespectacled-law-lust-grand-arbiter-31-timeless-artificers-sexy-custom-proxy-commander-deck","title":"Bespectacled Law \u0026 Lust: Grand Arbiter + 31 Timeless Artificers -  Sexy Custom Proxy Commander Deck","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e— Available in SFW \u0026amp; NSFW Versions! —\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFormat: Commander (EDH)\u003cbr\u003eCommander: Grand Arbiter Augustin IV (a.k.a. Mommy Bureaucracy)\u003cbr\u003eDeck Theme: Artifact Rampage • Cid Cult Madness • Myr Mayhem\u003cbr\u003eArt Style: 🔥 Custom Sexy Proxies – you choose: SFW elegance or NSFW spice\u003cbr\u003eCards: 100 proxies, custom printed and ready to rule the table\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💅 THE DECK:\u003cbr\u003eYou’re not here to be subtle. This is a full-throttle artifact deck with one mission: summon Cid, Timeless Artificer—again and again and again.\u003cbr\u003eWith 31 Cids, a criminally low land count (26 lands, who needs ‘em?), and a flood of free-cast spells, mana rocks, and sacrificial engines, this deck pops off hard while Grand Arbiter sits back and taxes your enemies into submission.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🛠️ STRATEGY SNAPSHOT:\u003cbr\u003eCheat costs like a rebel bureaucrat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGenerate endless value from 31 Cids\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpam Myr \u0026amp; Ornithopter tokens\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSacrifice and loop like an artifact cultist\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse recursion, blink, and clone effects to make it Cid o’clock every turn\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖼️ Choose Your Art Style:\u003cbr\u003e🔹 Safe For Work (SFW)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eElegant, powerful artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSuggestive but classy—perfect for any table\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔸 Not Safe For Work (NSFW)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpicy, risqué, unapologetically hot\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes tastefully erotic art for Cid, Grand Arbiter, and key support cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGuaranteed giggles, gasps, and \"wait… WHAT is that card art!?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🛍️ Select your version when ordering! Or message me to mix \u0026amp; match.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 WHAT YOU GET:\u003cbr\u003e💙 100-card custom proxy Commander deck\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👑 Commander: Grand Arbiter Augustin IV (custom alt art)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧬 31x Cid, Timeless Artificer (matching SFW or NSFW artwork)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🪙 Artifact synergy suite: ramp, recursion, sacrifice, and swarm tools\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🕊️ Token generators: Ornithopters, Myr, and more\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖼️ matching alt-art tokens (choose SFW or NSFW)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Want a special theme (goth Cid? pastel Myr?) — message me!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💌 WHY BUY THIS DECK?\u003cbr\u003eBecause 31 Cids is the exact number your soul needs.\u003cbr\u003eBecause Grand Arbiter’s smugness deserves backup dancers.\u003cbr\u003eBecause slinging sexy proxies and chrome tokens is a vibe.\u003cbr\u003eBecause your Ornithopter is a problem now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e**Shipping \u0026amp; Details:**\u003cbr\u003e- Fast turnaround! Your custom proxy will ship in 3-5 business days upon proof approval.\u003cbr\u003e- Cards are shipped safely in protective packaging.\u003cbr\u003e- These proxies are **for casual play only** and not tournament-legal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're upgrading your favorite deck or creating a unique gift for an MTG-loving friend, these custom proxy cards are the perfect way to personalize your Magic experience. Let’s create something special together!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Proxima Nocta","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43953396645997,"sku":null,"price":51.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0688\/6660\/5165\/files\/a429e9e0-il_fullxfull.7557953533_bswf.jpg?v=1770221533","url":"https:\/\/acjhmr-ej.myshopify.com\/products\/bespectacled-law-lust-grand-arbiter-31-timeless-artificers-sexy-custom-proxy-commander-deck","provider":"Proxima Nocta","version":"1.0","type":"link"}